things i don’t own enough of
• lingerie
• candles
• make up
• other useless things that will get me nowhere in life but I want them
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during a makeout session
- me: fuck, not again
- me: why is the what's new scooby doo theme stuck in my head
- girl: what
- me: nothing, never mind
- me, internally: what's new scooby doo, we're coming after you, gonna sooolve that mystery
dang girl, you’ll make the prettiest flowers once your body rots into the earth.
cute first date ideas: investigating paranormal cases across the united states and uncovering a major government conspiracy to hide the truth about the existence of extraterrestrials
